Thursday 28 April 2011

The Crazy, Perverted Victorian List

Yesterday I sat my final entitled 'Madness and Sexuality in Victorian Literature'. It is a class that I have absolutely loved, of course because of the veiled sexual metaphor, but also because the rise of psychiatry in the Victorian era is fascinating, and appalling.

Basil by Wilkie Collins

Not Collins' most famous work, but full of gothic craziness. There is a particularly enjoyable Freudian dream (decades before Freud).

The Professor by Charlotte Bronte

Another creepy Victorian male protagonist. Another work of psychological fiction from the perturbed mind of Charlotte Bronte.

Tithonus by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Lucretius by Lord Alfred Tennyson
The Lady of Shallot by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Fatima by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Mariana by Lord Alfred Tennyson

Tennyson is the master of (actually explicit) sexual metaphor. His genius mind was full of filth. Any lover of language and erotica will find their appetites amply satisfied.

Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning
The Last Ride Together by Robert Browning
The Statue and the Bust by Robert Browning

Browning, in my humble opinion, is a poor man's Tennyson, but his mastery of the dramatic monologue is certainly worthy of note. Oh, and of course the filth is there, in abundance.

Goblin Market by Christina Rossetti

Possibly the greatest of the 'poetry' section. Glorious writing, superb fodder for homoerotic speculation.

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

'What?', I hear you cry, 'Jekyll and Hyde isn't erotic!' To which I reply, reread it. Homocentric, homoerotic and super creepy.

Lady Audley's Secret by Mary Elizabeth Braddon

Lady Audley and her bonkers secret finds a perfect companion piece in Showalter's fascinating study of the history of women and madness in English culture.

Dracula by Bram Stoker

Oh Twilight, you sad excuse for literature, you focused on the sexual tension of teenage angst when Stoker already showed us the crazed sexuality of vampires, and it is all about orality. Fools!


Oh fantastic, fantastic Oscar. Oh glorious, wonderful literature.


The Repressive Hypothesis, probably the seminal work on sexual repression (Ha, knew I'd find a way to work semen into the discussion)

Friday 8 April 2011

Top 10 'Unsuitable' Books for Teenagers

As seen on The Guardian's Children's Books page... A list of books that are "best read when people tell you you're too young for them". Certainly some great additions to the Book List. I recently read The Virgin Suicides for my American Contemporary Literature class (funnily enough, Dracula was also on the course), and I've found it very hard to articulate how I felt about it. 'Haunting' is the best word I can come up with.

The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger

The obvious first choice, but not necessarily because of its literary reputation. It needs to be read when you're young. If you first meet Holden Caulfield when you're too old, the desire to give him a good slap might impede your enjoyment.

The Stand by Stephen King

For his sheer ability to get teenagers to love reading, Stephen King is a saint. I did a book report on Pet Sematary in 8th grade. My English teacher, bless her forever, gave me an A. I pick The Stand because if you're an adult, it's a bit long. If you're a teenager, it's War and Peace. Scratch that, if you're a teenager, it's better. And that's no bad thing.

Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace

Speaking of 1000+ page books, Infinite Jest is filled with all the things that are brilliant to read when you're young: unembarrassed cleverness, a cheeky take on the future, hilarious experiments with form, and a serious sense of accomplishment when you're finished.

Beloved by Toni Morrison

I read Beloved when I was 15, and it felt like the first time being allowed to sit at the grown-up's table. I may not have followed every word, but I was mesmerised. And I learned without even knowing I was being taught.

The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides

One of those literary, award-winning adult novels that I secretly think was written for teens all along (see To Kill A Mockingbird). No, it won't encourage suicide, but it will encourage an appreciation for elegant writing and ring true for how isolating the teenage years can feel. Plus, it's in third person plural! What's not to love?

Dracula by Bram Stoker

Next, a couple of classics that are better in your teens. Dracula first because it's still fast-paced, scary and appealingly pervy. Plus, it's important to know that vampires don't play baseball. And honestly? They never would.

Middlemarch by George Eliot

Because Middlemarch should be read when you're 14. And again when you're 23. And again at 31. And 45. And 52. And 68. And 84. It will, astoundingly, be a different book every time.

Maul by Tricia Sullivan

Two personal choices now. Read Tricia Sullivan's fantastic, profane and mind-bending Maul mainly because it's very important to start loving brilliant genre fiction before older readers can tell you to be a snob about it. Plus, far-future gender politics and teenagers with machine guns in a shopping mall. I ask again, what's not to love?

Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins

Tom, not Harold. This book is the whole reason for this list. I read it probably a dozen times from ages 15 to 17, and was amazed to discover that fiction could be, of all things, playful. That it didn't always need to be polite. That it could have runaway metaphors just for a laugh. And that the naughty bits could be told with a smile. It opened my eyes to a world of possibilities in my own writing, and is probably the most formative book I ever read. And you know what? I haven't read it since. I can't bear to. Seen through the eyes of my adult self, who knows how disappointed I'd be? Let it remain forever, gloriously, in my teenage years.

Unrecommended by Unnamed

And here's where it gets tricky. I can't possibly recommend some of the books that I and others read when we were teenagers. I mean, really, is Trainspotting in any way appropriate for a teenager? And what about the Jilly Coopers and the Jackie Collinses and, heaven help us, Flowers in the Attic? We older folks may have cherished, er, survived reading them at your age, but you're too young, WAY too young, to read any of these books that are easily available at your local library. Listed alphabetically by author. So the Cs would be near the front and Ws near the back. But I couldn't possibly recommend that.

Tuesday 29 March 2011

The 'Bibliography' List

Yesterday, I handed in my undergraduate dissertation! You can't imagine the relief!

I thought I would share with you some of the books that I read in relation to my subject: 'Pride, Prejudice and the Modern Woman'.

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Of course, the place where it all began. One of my favourite books, and SO much more complex than the average reader may appreciate.

Emma by Jane Austen
I only refer to this in passing in my dissertation, but I'm adding it to the list. Another favourite of mine. And like all of Austen's works, pure genius.

This is an incredibly entertaining read, as well as a fascinating look at Austen's life, works, and how she continues to grow in popularity to this day.

Jane Austen in Hollywood by Linda Troost and Sayre Greenfield
This moves into the more academic works, but it's a brilliant range of essays on Austen works in adaptation.

The Common Reader by Virginia Woolf
Oh Virginia! One of the great female writers addresses the success of another. Obviously, I focused on the Austen chapter, but this book is a must-read.

Saturday 19 March 2011

Absence and Apologies

Dear Readers,
I am deeply sorry for my absence. I am in the final days of writing my magnum opus (dissertation), and thus am being extremely inattentive to the digital world.
I had to take a time out this evening to share this:

J.K. Rowling Speaks at Harvard Commencement from Harvard Magazine on Vimeo.

JK is not only one of the best loved authors of our list so far, and one of MY favourites, but also has some pearls of wisdom for us graduates and, I think, for everyone.
Enjoy, all. I'll be back soon!

Wednesday 2 March 2011

Sebastian Faulks' "Fifth-Form Canon"

In his book Faulks on Fiction, Sebastian Faulks describes Pride and Prejudice (the subject of my dissertation) as "one of a handful of decisive books" in his life. At fourteen years old, "it was these books of the fifth-form canon, read in the space of that spring term, that made me think literature was the most important thing on earth". The following, he says, "shaped [his] life":

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

David Copperfield by Charles Dickens

Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence

The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

This Is Officially The Best Blog Ever...

And why? Because it is now endorsed by MARGARET ATWOOD! That's right, one of the greatest writers of our time (and let's face it, of ALL TIME) called this very humble blog a "good idea!" With an EXCLAMATION POINT!!!
Yes, I almost passed out in the street when I read that. And now, let's keep listing!

Thursday 24 February 2011

My Book List: Life-Changers

The Harry Potter Books by J. K. Rowling

These books punctuated my young life in a profound way. My mother read the first, The Philosopher's Stone, to my brothers and I the year before she died. The week after my father died, I read The Order of the Phoenix. We grew up together, or - I should say - simultaneously. Harry is my fictional hero. He's damaged, and brave. Put simply: he kicks ass.

The History Boys by Alan Bennett

I saw The History Boys when I was in my final year of school, and it spoke straight to what I felt at the time. Bennett is a stunning writer, of course.

The Tempest by William Shakespeare

Shakespeare's final play, and his most beautiful writing.

The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus by Christopher Marlowe

Yes, third play in a row. I love reading plays. They're more lyrical than fiction, and Dr Faustus is filled with the most incredible poetry.

The Love Letters of Great Men by Ursula Doyle

I am a cynic at heart, but this collection of love letters shows the many facets of love - from violent desperation to gentle reverence to Napoleon's hilarious letters to Josephine:

"I arrive in Milan, I rush to your apartment, I have left everything to see you, to press you in my arms... You were not there; you run to towns where there are festivities; you leave me when I arrive, you do not care any more for your dear Napoleon"

A Red Cherry on a White-tiled Floor: Selected Poems by Maram Al-Massri

This was a recommendation from one of my dearest friends and is fascinating on so many levels. An amazing collection.

Living Dolls: The Return of Sexism by Natasha Walter

This is by no means a flawless book. I certainly take issue with some of Walter's observations, but it is also an accurate and profoundly disturbing look at feminism today, the battles that we are still fighting and raises vital questions about what is next for the feminist movement. Recommended reading for any woman engaged in these issues.

The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

A dystopian novel for the 21st century. Atwood is perhaps my favourite contemporary writer - so powerful, so horrifying, so compelling. This will make you think.

Wednesday 23 February 2011

Georgia's Art Books List

Georgia says of the list, "Both Coffee table and purely fascinating". Believe her. She'll run Sotheby's one day. No question.



Ways of Seeing by John Berger




Egon Schiele by Christopher Short

Dancing Books


A wonderful stop-motion video on this dreary Wednesday morning. Another fabulous book list to arrive later today!

Friday 18 February 2011

My Book List: Today's Amazon Buys

About 30 minutes ago, I watched this TED interview with Madeleine Albright


How outrageous, I thought, that I don't know more about her life and career. And so, naturally, I turned to Amazon to rectify the void in my knowledge. Here are my Amazon purchases today:

Madam Secretary: A Memoir by Madeleine Albright
What a trailblazer. I cannot wait to read this.

As a long-term West Wing-obsessive, and general Americanaphile, I have been desperate to read this since it was published. Since it is along today's theme, I went ahead and ordered it!

This movie was recommended to me by a friend who said: "I saw this film I thought you might be into. It's got feminism and politics and stuff". Feminism and politics and stuff... That's me! Looking forward to it!

Alice’s Book List, Part I: Books for Growing Up

In no particular order, these are my favourite books (excluding the ones I have forgotten, of course!) They are quite a varied mix and set out in no particular order, but each had been an important moment of my life as I closed the finished book shut and went, “That was brilliant!”


Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling

Controversially, I picked the last one. Really, you should be reading the whole seven books, no excuses, and maybe choosing the last as my favourite will entice you to read them all without stopping at BBC Top 100’s choice (Goblet of Fire, Book 4). J.K. is a genius, not because of the quality of her writing, but because her imagination and brain-to-paper function is truly wonderful. Read and laugh and cry and dream of Hogwarts.

The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruíz Zafón

I keep singing this book’s praises to anyone who asks me to recommend them a book. Originally in Spanish, it is simply a great story. Set in Barcelona’s Gothic quarter, a little boy is taken by his father to the Library of Forgotten Books, where books choose their readers. However, it seems not all books are quite as forgotten as the library would lead you to believe. Magical, but without magic.

Assassin’s Apprentice (Book 1 of The Farseer Trilogy) by Robin Hobb

Another fantasy novel. I don’t know what I would have done without the escape that reading fantasy novels played in my life as a way of making me happy. It took much deliberation to choose Assassin’s Apprentice (a tie with The Ship of Magic, Book 1 of following trilogy, The Liveship Traders) but it is not every day that a book for teenagers (the older end) actually features the most incredible, human, difficult, troubled, not particularly likeable but brilliant hero: Fitz. These series are all very entrenched in the fantasy genre so don’t be surprised, but trust me, you will be quickly addicted. Besides, we don’t read enough stories nowadays.

Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks

Aside from featuring the best sex scene ever (the first that highly educated me in such matters!), it is simply an incredible novel. People always say how great it is, but this time, I assure you it is worth the hype. Faulks is one of my favourite authors, and I thoroughly recommend many of his other books. The writing and the story combine to form an incredible novel which cannot but feature on this list.

The Turn of the Screw by Henry James

This is a short one, but I have yet to read anything quite so Gothic and creepy. All I can say is don’t trust anyone at Bly: not your lovely narrators and not her angelic wards. This is a novella that requires your mind switched on.

What’s Bred in the Bone (Book 2 of The Cornish Trilogy) by Robertson Davies

I’m not sure why Robertson Davies isn’t as famous on this side of the ocean as he is in his native Canada – he’s an excellent author. All his novels are complete stories with fully-formed characters – but my favourite part? He’s a cultural writer, and it’s so rare to read about the lesser known arts of magic (performing illusionists and magicians) or even opera writing. What’s Bred in the Bone contains the most linear story line, but Francis Cornish was truly a great man and his passion for art – more importantly how he exploits his artist gift – makes for an excellent, easy-to-read, easy-to-understand (but without any of Dan Brown’s spoonfeeding) book.

Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier

This is also a famous book, and once again, with reason. I assume the final plot twist is the cause of the popularity. Du Maurier’s story wonderfully thought out and her soft, poetic and feminine writing style is an excellent medium for the narrator’s personality. Moreover, I want to live at Manderley.

Wuthering Heights by Charlotte Brontë

You’ve skimmed down and I know! I haven’t put any Jane Austen. I’ve thought about it, and truthfully Pride and Prejudice has simply scraped 11th place to make way forWuthering Heights. Heathcliff and Cathy, the window scene and the Yorkshire moors and the wind and the rain – what an incredible, memorable love story and one which, in my opinion, rivals the classic Pride and Prejudice.

Perfume by Patrick Süskind

All who know me know I like this (weird) book. It is the first time I was conscious of my sense of smell while reading a book. Even if you have or haven’t seen the film, Süskind’s book is very well written, very stylistically and not difficult to read, either. Grenouille, its hero, is a gifted man, but it is what he does with his gift (of smell) that awes, shocks and lures.

The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco

A detective novel! I love Miss Marple, Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Rebus and Co. – any detective novel really. Although this one isn’t at all your classic detective-investigation set out, Eco’s novel fulfils all virtues of the investigative novel. Solving deaths in a monastery has never been so enthralling.

I hope you enjoy these, and I’m sure I will think of more soon enough – perhaps a more… highbrow list next?

Georgia's Someday Book List

The supremely intelligent, Georgia, and I have been longingly discussing that glorious time post-university when we can read whatever we want! Trust me when I say that there is palpable book-lust in this list - we have been laying these "someday" books aside for a long time!

As I Lay Dying - William Faulkner
Remembrance of Things Past - Marcel Proust
If On A Winter's Night A Traveller - Italo Calvino
The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas - Gertrude Stein
How Did You Get This Number - Sloane Crossley
Lucky Kunst: The Rise and Fall of Young British Art - Gregory Muir
One Day - David Nicholls
Oryx and Crake - Margaret Atwood
The Golden Notebook - Doris Lessing
The Finkler Question - Howard Jacobson

Thursday 17 February 2011

Dan Vyleta's Guardian Book List

The wondrous Georgia sent me a link to Dan Vyleta's 'Top 10 Books in Second Languages' this morning -- it is a fascination article, and well worth a read. Vyleta says of his own multilingualism:

"The answer is that English is my own, never mind when I acquired it. That I chose it the way one chooses a spouse, which is to say I fell in love with it. I wrote my first cheque in English; met my life's companion in English. I can no longer remember a day when I did not think, and dream, in English. There was never a question in my mind that I would write my books in anything else"

Here is the curated list:

The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad

Conrad, aka Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski, is the patron saint of exophonic authors. A latecomer to English – he only mastered it in his 20s – Conrad reads like he taught Greene and Maugham how to write. The Secret Agent is perhaps his funniest book, a wonderful exposé of the interdependency of the intelligence community and domestic terrorists which surely must have left its stamp on Le Carré.

Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov

Nabokov is not the most perfect example of an exophonic writer – he learned English as a young child, from his parents and tutors, and reputedly was able to write in English before he could write in Russian – but Lolita is simply too good a book to be left out. Opening with what may be the best paragraph written in the English language ("Lolita, life of my life, fire of my loins."), it features a Lynchean journey through an America made up of highways, anonymous motels, and tennis courts. That and a paedophile's confession of a murder. Unforgettable.

Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler

A Hungarian by birth, Koestler penned a trilogy of books on the pitfalls of communism, of which the first volume, The Gladiators, was written in Hungarian, the second, Darkness at Noon, in German and the third, Arrival and Departure, in English. Darkness at Noon, published in 1940, offered a chilling analysis of the Stalinist purges of the late 1930s and ranks with Solzhenitsyn's and Grossman's work on the subject. Orwell was bowled over by it – and raided it for his 1984.

Waiting by Ha Jin

A true emigré writer, a Chinese exchange student who stayed on in the US in the wake of Tiananmen Square, Ha Jin has dissected the politics of writing in an adopted tongue in the essay collection The Writer as Migrant. Achingly beautiful, quiet and graceful, his award-winning novel Waiting is a love story superimposed on a political allegory. A man waits 18 years for his divorce so he can re-marry for love, while China is changing.

The Lazarus Project by Aleksandar Hemon

I heard Hemon interviewed at the International Festival of Authors in Toronto some years ago. He related a story about his wife reading through one of his manuscripts. "You can't say this in English," she told him. He shook his head. "You can now." A Bosnian writer stranded in the US by the Yugoslav War, Hemon switched to English and became a national sensation. The Lazarus Project captures the American immigrant experience, present and past.

The Bridge of the Golden Horn by Emine Sevgi Özdamar (translated by Martin Chalmers)

One of the first German writers who arrived in the country as a guest worker and successfully made the giant leap into the (closely guarded) German literary canon. Die Brücke vom Goldenen Horn literally spans the worlds between Özdamar's Turkish home and 1960s Germany. Aesthetically daring, funny, moving: a quintessential guide to that ill-understood term, "migration".

Less Than One by Joseph Brodsky

When Joseph Brodsky was asked whether he was American or Russian after receiving the Nobel prize for literature in 1987, he answered: "I am Jewish – a Russian poet and an English essayist." Less Than One is a collection of essays – call it memoir, call it literary criticism, or that modern, catch-all term "literary non-fiction", it is a modern masterpiece. Look out also for Brodsky's translations of his own Russian poems: only a genius would dare to rhyme "omelette" with "vomit" and get away with it.

True History by Lucian of Samosata

Like much of his biography, Lucian of Samosata's native language is a little hard to establish with certainty (Assyrian is a top contender). True History dates from the second century AD and was written in the classical Greek of an era that must have already seemed ancient to his contemporaries. One of a handful of Greek novels that were passed down to us, True History reads like a 1920s science fiction story from a pulp magazine, featuring aliens, interplanetary war, and a truly humongous whale. Great fun.

Molloy by Samuel Beckett

It is easy to forget, somehow, that Beckett wrote much of his most remarkable work in French. Molloy is the end of all detective fiction: private eye Jacques Moran seeks the vagrant Molloy, now living in his mother's room and not, it seems, entirely sure how he got there. Dense, funny, wise, and presented on the page in a manner (two paragraphs of unbroken text) that has put the fear of God into whole generations of readers.

Peter Schlemihl's Wondrous Story by Adelbert von Chamisso

Fleeing from the revolution in his native France, young Adelbert became the author, in 1813, of one of Germany's most famous tales. Peter Schlemihls wundersame Geschichte, tells the story of a man who sells his shadow for gold and is henceforth exiled from the brotherhood of man. Today, Chamisso lends his name to a German national prize for exophonic and migrant writing.

Wednesday 16 February 2011

Lizzie's Book List

One of my most favourite people in the entire world and most likely a future Prime Minister, Lizzie is next up... Hopefully the first of many, she presents a surprisingly American-leaning first list, but with some absolutely fascinating works. Wonderful contributions!

‎​Freedom by Jonathan Franzen
‎​Keep ploughing through it, ‎​it's a slow burner. It's really amazing actually. Amazing.

Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro

‎​The Group by Mary MaCarthy

‎​The End Of the Affair by Graham Greene
'‎​The End of the Affair' is my favourite ever. ‎​It's genuinely painful.

‎​One Day by David Nicholls
‎​About edinburgh students! Oh also don't be deceived by the marketing. It is NOT a rom com!

Atonement by Ian McEwan

‎​A Prayer For Owen Meany by John Irving

To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
If you haven't read 'To Kill A Mockingbird' you really must. It generally should be compulsory reading for humans. Also, i​It's good for daddy-worshippers! It has THE iconic father of literature. It is the book I wish I'd never read so I could read it for the first time. ​It's not my favourite ever but it is just so unforgettable. Kids should read it. Essential lessons. ‎​And it has my favourite line from literature! [Note: She wouldn't say what it was. Another incentive to read it...]

Georgia's Book List

Our first Book List comes from Georgia, certainly one of the most cultured (and most wonderful) people I've ever met. She is about the graduate with a History of Art degree, but her selections show a penchant for the classic and the poetical. A GREAT start to The Book List Project!

Alias Grace by
Margaret Atwood
I know, I know school text but its Atwood and I am an addict of her writing. I cannot stop myself from buying peonies when I see them now...my poor bank account be damned!

The two most recent books I have read which I have loved are:
Nausea by
Jean Paul Sartre
Totally pretentious I know but I read this recently and just loved it. Existentialist heaven.
The Drowned and the Saved - Primo Levi: I think it is so important to understand the suffering and sheer terrifying irrationality of the Holocaust in order to understand the world we live in today and attempt to never repeat...though I fear sometimes that it is waiting to happen.

Save Me The Waltz by
Zelda Fitzgerald
Underrated in comparison to her husband. It made me want to run to the deep south and drawl my vowels like a southern belle.

A Collection of Poetry by Stevie Smith
Funny yet dark her poetry is a staple to my bedside. Thank you Ms. Crawford [our A Level English teacher] for a love of poetry!

Little Women by
Louisa M Alcott
Defined my childhood - also: Anne of Greengables made me want to have red hair and be feisty. sadly of which neither of which have come true. My friend Flicka - my brief horse phase. But tugged my heart strings.

The Time Traveler's Wife by
Audrey Niffenegger
The movie was terrible but the book amazing. The romantic in my melted and I am still waiting for my own time traveller to appear.

Shantaram by
Gregory David Roberts
AMAZING! I couldn't put it down and have read it over and over again dreaming of India. One day I will get there.

The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
Don't say it I know. Walking teenage agnst cliche. I have to say though when I was feeling horrendous during my gap year it made me feel less alone in the world and it might seem odd but it made me laugh.

Emma and Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Will always be my favourite Austens.

Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
My favourite Bronte.

Possession by A. S. Byatt
Beautifully written and if your an english lit student i think you would love.

The Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling
I don't need to explain this. G.E.N.I.U.S although I will never forgive the world for not sending me an owl accetance letter for Hogwarts on the my 11th birthday...it still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth thinking about it.