Thursday, 28 April 2011
The Crazy, Perverted Victorian List
Friday, 8 April 2011
Top 10 'Unsuitable' Books for Teenagers
As seen on The Guardian's Children's Books page... A list of books that are "best read when people tell you you're too young for them". Certainly some great additions to the Book List. I recently read The Virgin Suicides for my American Contemporary Literature class (funnily enough, Dracula was also on the course), and I've found it very hard to articulate how I felt about it. 'Haunting' is the best word I can come up with.
The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger
The obvious first choice, but not necessarily because of its literary reputation. It needs to be read when you're young. If you first meet Holden Caulfield when you're too old, the desire to give him a good slap might impede your enjoyment.
The Stand by Stephen King
For his sheer ability to get teenagers to love reading, Stephen King is a saint. I did a book report on Pet Sematary in 8th grade. My English teacher, bless her forever, gave me an A. I pick The Stand because if you're an adult, it's a bit long. If you're a teenager, it's War and Peace. Scratch that, if you're a teenager, it's better. And that's no bad thing.
Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace
Speaking of 1000+ page books, Infinite Jest is filled with all the things that are brilliant to read when you're young: unembarrassed cleverness, a cheeky take on the future, hilarious experiments with form, and a serious sense of accomplishment when you're finished.
Beloved by Toni Morrison
I read Beloved when I was 15, and it felt like the first time being allowed to sit at the grown-up's table. I may not have followed every word, but I was mesmerised. And I learned without even knowing I was being taught.
The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides
One of those literary, award-winning adult novels that I secretly think was written for teens all along (see To Kill A Mockingbird). No, it won't encourage suicide, but it will encourage an appreciation for elegant writing and ring true for how isolating the teenage years can feel. Plus, it's in third person plural! What's not to love?
Dracula by Bram Stoker
Next, a couple of classics that are better in your teens. Dracula first because it's still fast-paced, scary and appealingly pervy. Plus, it's important to know that vampires don't play baseball. And honestly? They never would.
Middlemarch by George Eliot
Because Middlemarch should be read when you're 14. And again when you're 23. And again at 31. And 45. And 52. And 68. And 84. It will, astoundingly, be a different book every time.
Maul by Tricia Sullivan
Two personal choices now. Read Tricia Sullivan's fantastic, profane and mind-bending Maul mainly because it's very important to start loving brilliant genre fiction before older readers can tell you to be a snob about it. Plus, far-future gender politics and teenagers with machine guns in a shopping mall. I ask again, what's not to love?
Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins
Tom, not Harold. This book is the whole reason for this list. I read it probably a dozen times from ages 15 to 17, and was amazed to discover that fiction could be, of all things, playful. That it didn't always need to be polite. That it could have runaway metaphors just for a laugh. And that the naughty bits could be told with a smile. It opened my eyes to a world of possibilities in my own writing, and is probably the most formative book I ever read. And you know what? I haven't read it since. I can't bear to. Seen through the eyes of my adult self, who knows how disappointed I'd be? Let it remain forever, gloriously, in my teenage years.
Unrecommended by Unnamed
And here's where it gets tricky. I can't possibly recommend some of the books that I and others read when we were teenagers. I mean, really, is Trainspotting in any way appropriate for a teenager? And what about the Jilly Coopers and the Jackie Collinses and, heaven help us, Flowers in the Attic? We older folks may have cherished, er, survived reading them at your age, but you're too young, WAY too young, to read any of these books that are easily available at your local library. Listed alphabetically by author. So the Cs would be near the front and Ws near the back. But I couldn't possibly recommend that.
Tuesday, 29 March 2011
The 'Bibliography' List
Saturday, 19 March 2011
Absence and Apologies
J.K. Rowling Speaks at Harvard Commencement from Harvard Magazine on Vimeo.
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
Sebastian Faulks' "Fifth-Form Canon"
This Is Officially The Best Blog Ever...

Thursday, 24 February 2011
My Book List: Life-Changers
The Harry Potter Books by J. K. Rowling
These books punctuated my young life in a profound way. My mother read the first, The Philosopher's Stone, to my brothers and I the year before she died. The week after my father died, I read The Order of the Phoenix. We grew up together, or - I should say - simultaneously. Harry is my fictional hero. He's damaged, and brave. Put simply: he kicks ass.
The History Boys by Alan Bennett
I saw The History Boys when I was in my final year of school, and it spoke straight to what I felt at the time. Bennett is a stunning writer, of course.
The Tempest by William Shakespeare
Shakespeare's final play, and his most beautiful writing.
The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus by Christopher Marlowe
Yes, third play in a row. I love reading plays. They're more lyrical than fiction, and Dr Faustus is filled with the most incredible poetry.
The Love Letters of Great Men by Ursula Doyle
I am a cynic at heart, but this collection of love letters shows the many facets of love - from violent desperation to gentle reverence to Napoleon's hilarious letters to Josephine:
"I arrive in Milan, I rush to your apartment, I have left everything to see you, to press you in my arms... You were not there; you run to towns where there are festivities; you leave me when I arrive, you do not care any more for your dear Napoleon"
A Red Cherry on a White-tiled Floor: Selected Poems by Maram Al-Massri
This was a recommendation from one of my dearest friends and is fascinating on so many levels. An amazing collection.
Living Dolls: The Return of Sexism by Natasha Walter
This is by no means a flawless book. I certainly take issue with some of Walter's observations, but it is also an accurate and profoundly disturbing look at feminism today, the battles that we are still fighting and raises vital questions about what is next for the feminist movement. Recommended reading for any woman engaged in these issues.
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
A dystopian novel for the 21st century. Atwood is perhaps my favourite contemporary writer - so powerful, so horrifying, so compelling. This will make you think.
Wednesday, 23 February 2011
Georgia's Art Books List
Dancing Books
Friday, 18 February 2011
My Book List: Today's Amazon Buys
Alice’s Book List, Part I: Books for Growing Up
In no particular order, these are my favourite books (excluding the ones I have forgotten, of course!) They are quite a varied mix and set out in no particular order, but each had been an important moment of my life as I closed the finished book shut and went, “That was brilliant!”
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling
Controversially, I picked the last one. Really, you should be reading the whole seven books, no excuses, and maybe choosing the last as my favourite will entice you to read them all without stopping at BBC Top 100’s choice (Goblet of Fire, Book 4). J.K. is a genius, not because of the quality of her writing, but because her imagination and brain-to-paper function is truly wonderful. Read and laugh and cry and dream of Hogwarts.
The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruíz Zafón
I keep singing this book’s praises to anyone who asks me to recommend them a book. Originally in Spanish, it is simply a great story. Set in Barcelona’s Gothic quarter, a little boy is taken by his father to the Library of Forgotten Books, where books choose their readers. However, it seems not all books are quite as forgotten as the library would lead you to believe. Magical, but without magic.
Assassin’s Apprentice (Book 1 of The Farseer Trilogy) by Robin Hobb
Another fantasy novel. I don’t know what I would have done without the escape that reading fantasy novels played in my life as a way of making me happy. It took much deliberation to choose Assassin’s Apprentice (a tie with The Ship of Magic, Book 1 of following trilogy, The Liveship Traders) but it is not every day that a book for teenagers (the older end) actually features the most incredible, human, difficult, troubled, not particularly likeable but brilliant hero: Fitz. These series are all very entrenched in the fantasy genre so don’t be surprised, but trust me, you will be quickly addicted. Besides, we don’t read enough stories nowadays.
Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks
Aside from featuring the best sex scene ever (the first that highly educated me in such matters!), it is simply an incredible novel. People always say how great it is, but this time, I assure you it is worth the hype. Faulks is one of my favourite authors, and I thoroughly recommend many of his other books. The writing and the story combine to form an incredible novel which cannot but feature on this list.
The Turn of the Screw by Henry James
This is a short one, but I have yet to read anything quite so Gothic and creepy. All I can say is don’t trust anyone at Bly: not your lovely narrators and not her angelic wards. This is a novella that requires your mind switched on.
What’s Bred in the Bone (Book 2 of The Cornish Trilogy) by Robertson Davies
I’m not sure why Robertson Davies isn’t as famous on this side of the ocean as he is in his native Canada – he’s an excellent author. All his novels are complete stories with fully-formed characters – but my favourite part? He’s a cultural writer, and it’s so rare to read about the lesser known arts of magic (performing illusionists and magicians) or even opera writing. What’s Bred in the Bone contains the most linear story line, but Francis Cornish was truly a great man and his passion for art – more importantly how he exploits his artist gift – makes for an excellent, easy-to-read, easy-to-understand (but without any of Dan Brown’s spoonfeeding) book.
Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier
This is also a famous book, and once again, with reason. I assume the final plot twist is the cause of the popularity. Du Maurier’s story wonderfully thought out and her soft, poetic and feminine writing style is an excellent medium for the narrator’s personality. Moreover, I want to live at Manderley.
Wuthering Heights by Charlotte Brontë
You’ve skimmed down and I know! I haven’t put any Jane Austen. I’ve thought about it, and truthfully Pride and Prejudice has simply scraped 11th place to make way forWuthering Heights. Heathcliff and Cathy, the window scene and the Yorkshire moors and the wind and the rain – what an incredible, memorable love story and one which, in my opinion, rivals the classic Pride and Prejudice.
Perfume by Patrick Süskind
All who know me know I like this (weird) book. It is the first time I was conscious of my sense of smell while reading a book. Even if you have or haven’t seen the film, Süskind’s book is very well written, very stylistically and not difficult to read, either. Grenouille, its hero, is a gifted man, but it is what he does with his gift (of smell) that awes, shocks and lures.
The Name of the Rose by Umberto Eco
A detective novel! I love Miss Marple, Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Rebus and Co. – any detective novel really. Although this one isn’t at all your classic detective-investigation set out, Eco’s novel fulfils all virtues of the investigative novel. Solving deaths in a monastery has never been so enthralling.
I hope you enjoy these, and I’m sure I will think of more soon enough – perhaps a more… highbrow list next?
Georgia's Someday Book List
Remembrance of Things Past - Marcel Proust
If On A Winter's Night A Traveller - Italo Calvino
The Autobiography of Alice B. Toklas - Gertrude Stein
How Did You Get This Number - Sloane Crossley
Lucky Kunst: The Rise and Fall of Young British Art - Gregory Muir
One Day - David Nicholls
Oryx and Crake - Margaret Atwood
The Golden Notebook - Doris Lessing
The Finkler Question - Howard Jacobson
Thursday, 17 February 2011
Dan Vyleta's Guardian Book List
The wondrous Georgia sent me a link to Dan Vyleta's 'Top 10 Books in Second Languages' this morning -- it is a fascination article, and well worth a read. Vyleta says of his own multilingualism:
"The answer is that English is my own, never mind when I acquired it. That I chose it the way one chooses a spouse, which is to say I fell in love with it. I wrote my first cheque in English; met my life's companion in English. I can no longer remember a day when I did not think, and dream, in English. There was never a question in my mind that I would write my books in anything else"
Here is the curated list:
The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad
Conrad, aka Józef Teodor Konrad Korzeniowski, is the patron saint of exophonic authors. A latecomer to English – he only mastered it in his 20s – Conrad reads like he taught Greene and Maugham how to write. The Secret Agent is perhaps his funniest book, a wonderful exposé of the interdependency of the intelligence community and domestic terrorists which surely must have left its stamp on Le Carré.
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Nabokov is not the most perfect example of an exophonic writer – he learned English as a young child, from his parents and tutors, and reputedly was able to write in English before he could write in Russian – but Lolita is simply too good a book to be left out. Opening with what may be the best paragraph written in the English language ("Lolita, life of my life, fire of my loins."), it features a Lynchean journey through an America made up of highways, anonymous motels, and tennis courts. That and a paedophile's confession of a murder. Unforgettable.
Darkness at Noon by Arthur Koestler
A Hungarian by birth, Koestler penned a trilogy of books on the pitfalls of communism, of which the first volume, The Gladiators, was written in Hungarian, the second, Darkness at Noon, in German and the third, Arrival and Departure, in English. Darkness at Noon, published in 1940, offered a chilling analysis of the Stalinist purges of the late 1930s and ranks with Solzhenitsyn's and Grossman's work on the subject. Orwell was bowled over by it – and raided it for his 1984.
Waiting by Ha Jin
A true emigré writer, a Chinese exchange student who stayed on in the US in the wake of Tiananmen Square, Ha Jin has dissected the politics of writing in an adopted tongue in the essay collection The Writer as Migrant. Achingly beautiful, quiet and graceful, his award-winning novel Waiting is a love story superimposed on a political allegory. A man waits 18 years for his divorce so he can re-marry for love, while China is changing.
The Lazarus Project by Aleksandar Hemon
I heard Hemon interviewed at the International Festival of Authors in Toronto some years ago. He related a story about his wife reading through one of his manuscripts. "You can't say this in English," she told him. He shook his head. "You can now." A Bosnian writer stranded in the US by the Yugoslav War, Hemon switched to English and became a national sensation. The Lazarus Project captures the American immigrant experience, present and past.
The Bridge of the Golden Horn by Emine Sevgi Özdamar (translated by Martin Chalmers)
One of the first German writers who arrived in the country as a guest worker and successfully made the giant leap into the (closely guarded) German literary canon. Die Brücke vom Goldenen Horn literally spans the worlds between Özdamar's Turkish home and 1960s Germany. Aesthetically daring, funny, moving: a quintessential guide to that ill-understood term, "migration".
Less Than One by Joseph Brodsky
When Joseph Brodsky was asked whether he was American or Russian after receiving the Nobel prize for literature in 1987, he answered: "I am Jewish – a Russian poet and an English essayist." Less Than One is a collection of essays – call it memoir, call it literary criticism, or that modern, catch-all term "literary non-fiction", it is a modern masterpiece. Look out also for Brodsky's translations of his own Russian poems: only a genius would dare to rhyme "omelette" with "vomit" and get away with it.
True History by Lucian of Samosata
Like much of his biography, Lucian of Samosata's native language is a little hard to establish with certainty (Assyrian is a top contender). True History dates from the second century AD and was written in the classical Greek of an era that must have already seemed ancient to his contemporaries. One of a handful of Greek novels that were passed down to us, True History reads like a 1920s science fiction story from a pulp magazine, featuring aliens, interplanetary war, and a truly humongous whale. Great fun.
Molloy by Samuel Beckett
It is easy to forget, somehow, that Beckett wrote much of his most remarkable work in French. Molloy is the end of all detective fiction: private eye Jacques Moran seeks the vagrant Molloy, now living in his mother's room and not, it seems, entirely sure how he got there. Dense, funny, wise, and presented on the page in a manner (two paragraphs of unbroken text) that has put the fear of God into whole generations of readers.
Peter Schlemihl's Wondrous Story by Adelbert von Chamisso
Fleeing from the revolution in his native France, young Adelbert became the author, in 1813, of one of Germany's most famous tales. Peter Schlemihls wundersame Geschichte, tells the story of a man who sells his shadow for gold and is henceforth exiled from the brotherhood of man. Today, Chamisso lends his name to a German national prize for exophonic and migrant writing.
Wednesday, 16 February 2011
Lizzie's Book List
Keep ploughing through it, it's a slow burner. It's really amazing actually. Amazing.
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
The Group by Mary MaCarthy
The End Of the Affair by Graham Greene
'The End of the Affair' is my favourite ever. It's genuinely painful.
One Day by David Nicholls
About edinburgh students! Oh also don't be deceived by the marketing. It is NOT a rom com!
Atonement by Ian McEwan
A Prayer For Owen Meany by John Irving
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Georgia's Book List
The two most recent books I have read which I have loved are:
Nausea by Jean Paul Sartre
Save Me The Waltz by Zelda Fitzgerald
Little Women by Louisa M Alcott
The Time Traveler's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath
Emma and Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Possession by A. S. Byatt
The Harry Potter series by J. K. Rowling