Thursday, 28 April 2011

The Crazy, Perverted Victorian List

Yesterday I sat my final entitled 'Madness and Sexuality in Victorian Literature'. It is a class that I have absolutely loved, of course because of the veiled sexual metaphor, but also because the rise of psychiatry in the Victorian era is fascinating, and appalling.

Basil by Wilkie Collins

Not Collins' most famous work, but full of gothic craziness. There is a particularly enjoyable Freudian dream (decades before Freud).

The Professor by Charlotte Bronte

Another creepy Victorian male protagonist. Another work of psychological fiction from the perturbed mind of Charlotte Bronte.

Tithonus by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Lucretius by Lord Alfred Tennyson
The Lady of Shallot by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Fatima by Lord Alfred Tennyson
Mariana by Lord Alfred Tennyson

Tennyson is the master of (actually explicit) sexual metaphor. His genius mind was full of filth. Any lover of language and erotica will find their appetites amply satisfied.

Porphyria's Lover by Robert Browning
The Last Ride Together by Robert Browning
The Statue and the Bust by Robert Browning

Browning, in my humble opinion, is a poor man's Tennyson, but his mastery of the dramatic monologue is certainly worthy of note. Oh, and of course the filth is there, in abundance.

Goblin Market by Christina Rossetti

Possibly the greatest of the 'poetry' section. Glorious writing, superb fodder for homoerotic speculation.

Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson

'What?', I hear you cry, 'Jekyll and Hyde isn't erotic!' To which I reply, reread it. Homocentric, homoerotic and super creepy.

Lady Audley's Secret by Mary Elizabeth Braddon

Lady Audley and her bonkers secret finds a perfect companion piece in Showalter's fascinating study of the history of women and madness in English culture.

Dracula by Bram Stoker

Oh Twilight, you sad excuse for literature, you focused on the sexual tension of teenage angst when Stoker already showed us the crazed sexuality of vampires, and it is all about orality. Fools!


Oh fantastic, fantastic Oscar. Oh glorious, wonderful literature.


The Repressive Hypothesis, probably the seminal work on sexual repression (Ha, knew I'd find a way to work semen into the discussion)

Friday, 8 April 2011

Top 10 'Unsuitable' Books for Teenagers

As seen on The Guardian's Children's Books page... A list of books that are "best read when people tell you you're too young for them". Certainly some great additions to the Book List. I recently read The Virgin Suicides for my American Contemporary Literature class (funnily enough, Dracula was also on the course), and I've found it very hard to articulate how I felt about it. 'Haunting' is the best word I can come up with.

The Catcher in the Rye by JD Salinger

The obvious first choice, but not necessarily because of its literary reputation. It needs to be read when you're young. If you first meet Holden Caulfield when you're too old, the desire to give him a good slap might impede your enjoyment.

The Stand by Stephen King

For his sheer ability to get teenagers to love reading, Stephen King is a saint. I did a book report on Pet Sematary in 8th grade. My English teacher, bless her forever, gave me an A. I pick The Stand because if you're an adult, it's a bit long. If you're a teenager, it's War and Peace. Scratch that, if you're a teenager, it's better. And that's no bad thing.

Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace

Speaking of 1000+ page books, Infinite Jest is filled with all the things that are brilliant to read when you're young: unembarrassed cleverness, a cheeky take on the future, hilarious experiments with form, and a serious sense of accomplishment when you're finished.

Beloved by Toni Morrison

I read Beloved when I was 15, and it felt like the first time being allowed to sit at the grown-up's table. I may not have followed every word, but I was mesmerised. And I learned without even knowing I was being taught.

The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides

One of those literary, award-winning adult novels that I secretly think was written for teens all along (see To Kill A Mockingbird). No, it won't encourage suicide, but it will encourage an appreciation for elegant writing and ring true for how isolating the teenage years can feel. Plus, it's in third person plural! What's not to love?

Dracula by Bram Stoker

Next, a couple of classics that are better in your teens. Dracula first because it's still fast-paced, scary and appealingly pervy. Plus, it's important to know that vampires don't play baseball. And honestly? They never would.

Middlemarch by George Eliot

Because Middlemarch should be read when you're 14. And again when you're 23. And again at 31. And 45. And 52. And 68. And 84. It will, astoundingly, be a different book every time.

Maul by Tricia Sullivan

Two personal choices now. Read Tricia Sullivan's fantastic, profane and mind-bending Maul mainly because it's very important to start loving brilliant genre fiction before older readers can tell you to be a snob about it. Plus, far-future gender politics and teenagers with machine guns in a shopping mall. I ask again, what's not to love?

Jitterbug Perfume by Tom Robbins

Tom, not Harold. This book is the whole reason for this list. I read it probably a dozen times from ages 15 to 17, and was amazed to discover that fiction could be, of all things, playful. That it didn't always need to be polite. That it could have runaway metaphors just for a laugh. And that the naughty bits could be told with a smile. It opened my eyes to a world of possibilities in my own writing, and is probably the most formative book I ever read. And you know what? I haven't read it since. I can't bear to. Seen through the eyes of my adult self, who knows how disappointed I'd be? Let it remain forever, gloriously, in my teenage years.

Unrecommended by Unnamed

And here's where it gets tricky. I can't possibly recommend some of the books that I and others read when we were teenagers. I mean, really, is Trainspotting in any way appropriate for a teenager? And what about the Jilly Coopers and the Jackie Collinses and, heaven help us, Flowers in the Attic? We older folks may have cherished, er, survived reading them at your age, but you're too young, WAY too young, to read any of these books that are easily available at your local library. Listed alphabetically by author. So the Cs would be near the front and Ws near the back. But I couldn't possibly recommend that.

Tuesday, 29 March 2011

The 'Bibliography' List

Yesterday, I handed in my undergraduate dissertation! You can't imagine the relief!

I thought I would share with you some of the books that I read in relation to my subject: 'Pride, Prejudice and the Modern Woman'.

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Of course, the place where it all began. One of my favourite books, and SO much more complex than the average reader may appreciate.

Emma by Jane Austen
I only refer to this in passing in my dissertation, but I'm adding it to the list. Another favourite of mine. And like all of Austen's works, pure genius.

This is an incredibly entertaining read, as well as a fascinating look at Austen's life, works, and how she continues to grow in popularity to this day.

Jane Austen in Hollywood by Linda Troost and Sayre Greenfield
This moves into the more academic works, but it's a brilliant range of essays on Austen works in adaptation.

The Common Reader by Virginia Woolf
Oh Virginia! One of the great female writers addresses the success of another. Obviously, I focused on the Austen chapter, but this book is a must-read.

Saturday, 19 March 2011

Absence and Apologies

Dear Readers,
I am deeply sorry for my absence. I am in the final days of writing my magnum opus (dissertation), and thus am being extremely inattentive to the digital world.
I had to take a time out this evening to share this:

J.K. Rowling Speaks at Harvard Commencement from Harvard Magazine on Vimeo.

JK is not only one of the best loved authors of our list so far, and one of MY favourites, but also has some pearls of wisdom for us graduates and, I think, for everyone.
Enjoy, all. I'll be back soon!

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Sebastian Faulks' "Fifth-Form Canon"

In his book Faulks on Fiction, Sebastian Faulks describes Pride and Prejudice (the subject of my dissertation) as "one of a handful of decisive books" in his life. At fourteen years old, "it was these books of the fifth-form canon, read in the space of that spring term, that made me think literature was the most important thing on earth". The following, he says, "shaped [his] life":

Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen

David Copperfield by Charles Dickens

Sons and Lovers by D. H. Lawrence

The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger

This Is Officially The Best Blog Ever...

And why? Because it is now endorsed by MARGARET ATWOOD! That's right, one of the greatest writers of our time (and let's face it, of ALL TIME) called this very humble blog a "good idea!" With an EXCLAMATION POINT!!!
Yes, I almost passed out in the street when I read that. And now, let's keep listing!

Thursday, 24 February 2011

My Book List: Life-Changers

The Harry Potter Books by J. K. Rowling

These books punctuated my young life in a profound way. My mother read the first, The Philosopher's Stone, to my brothers and I the year before she died. The week after my father died, I read The Order of the Phoenix. We grew up together, or - I should say - simultaneously. Harry is my fictional hero. He's damaged, and brave. Put simply: he kicks ass.

The History Boys by Alan Bennett

I saw The History Boys when I was in my final year of school, and it spoke straight to what I felt at the time. Bennett is a stunning writer, of course.

The Tempest by William Shakespeare

Shakespeare's final play, and his most beautiful writing.

The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus by Christopher Marlowe

Yes, third play in a row. I love reading plays. They're more lyrical than fiction, and Dr Faustus is filled with the most incredible poetry.

The Love Letters of Great Men by Ursula Doyle

I am a cynic at heart, but this collection of love letters shows the many facets of love - from violent desperation to gentle reverence to Napoleon's hilarious letters to Josephine:

"I arrive in Milan, I rush to your apartment, I have left everything to see you, to press you in my arms... You were not there; you run to towns where there are festivities; you leave me when I arrive, you do not care any more for your dear Napoleon"

A Red Cherry on a White-tiled Floor: Selected Poems by Maram Al-Massri

This was a recommendation from one of my dearest friends and is fascinating on so many levels. An amazing collection.

Living Dolls: The Return of Sexism by Natasha Walter

This is by no means a flawless book. I certainly take issue with some of Walter's observations, but it is also an accurate and profoundly disturbing look at feminism today, the battles that we are still fighting and raises vital questions about what is next for the feminist movement. Recommended reading for any woman engaged in these issues.

The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood

A dystopian novel for the 21st century. Atwood is perhaps my favourite contemporary writer - so powerful, so horrifying, so compelling. This will make you think.